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The Amish and the Elevator

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a motorized cart moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. The doors opened and a young blonde stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your Mother!"

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A man goes into a bar with his dog. He walks up to the bar and asks for a drink.

The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here!"

The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."

"Oh man, the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me."

The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua.

The first guys sees him, stops him and says, "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog."

The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar.  He asks for a drink.

The bartender says, "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies, "This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs."

The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?! They gave me a Chihuahua?"

Mensa Question

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop off.

And on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you are.

Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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Men, Babysitting

Contributed by JG

An Egg Within An Egg

A chicken laid this giant egg that looked like a potato. When cracked open it had a yolk and white AND another whole egg inside of it! The inside egg was small but normal.

Chicks Grooming a Cat

National Geographic

JG sent this visual

Why Kids Should Have Pets

Contributed by LV

A Teddy Bear for a Pet Rat


[Mensa Answer:    Get your drunken ass off the merry-go-round!]




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